Some of you will like these cookies better than others!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

2 tsp lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the

Cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and

drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large

fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best to

make

sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in

the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on

the

turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it

loose

with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to! check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

the

Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one

table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the

oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget

to beat

off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish

the Cose

Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS