Considering how hard and sharp rocks can be, it may not surprise you that geologists have their share of medical emergencies. These emergencies can range from the simple, like a mild sunburn or having to go to the bathroom really bad, to the severe, like being engulfed by a volcanic eruption or having to eat camp food. This page is dedicated to the dissemination of various information regarding medical emergencies and geology (that's dissemination, not insemination - you must be thinking of those "other" web pages). I hope you enjoy! Now, click on my big head to continue.